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The ruminant gnome looks like a gnome or brownie. He has a very small stature, somewhere with a little finger. Due to the fact that he is so tiny, you can not always see him, but he does leave a lot of chewing gum behind. There are many different rituals on how to call a ruminant gnome, they will be discussed further, and you can choose the one that suits you best.

Ritual #1

In a dark room, you need to leave the candy, take the scissors and the string in your hands and say three times: “ Gum gnome, come!»

With his appearance, be prepared to immediately cut off his finger - chewing gum will fall from it. When enough of them spill out, it is necessary to bandage the gnome's finger with a cord. Be sure to thank him for the chewing gum he brought, otherwise he will be offended and will not come again. After that say: " Gum gnome, go away!» The gnome, taking your candy with him, will disappear.

Everyone has a cherished desire. So maybe it's better to summon a wish-granting gnome? Read more about the ritual of summoning this creature. Why do you need chewing gum when you can get something bigger?

Or maybe you want "thrill" sensations? Then feel free to call Bloody Mary. But be careful, before calling, read the article on our site. In it you will learn the history of this girl, as well as, in case you, after telling about her, do not change your mind about calling her.

Ritual #2

This ritual must be performed on a full moon, but its main goal is to see the dwarf. So, tie a thread with one end to a chair, put chewing gum on it. Tie the other end of the thread to the battery. Then hide, while there should be silence in the room. Tell the gnome to come and take the gum, just speak quietly and calmly, otherwise he will be scared. The gnome will hear you, look into the room and take the gum.

Ritual #3

With the arrival of midnight, take a thread and a satin white ribbon. In order to call a ruminant gnome, you need to wrap the legs of the bed, so it should be long - about 5-6 meters. Each time, making a new girth with a thread, say: “ Gum gnome, come to me and so on four times. Then leave the chewing gum you love the most under the bed and turn off the light. It is important that not a single ray of light enters the room. Then you can lie down on the bed and calmly wait for the arrival of the gnome. A rustle under the bed indicates that the gnome stumbled over the threads, but you do not need to immediately turn on the light - this will only scare the gnome away. In the morning, instead of one, you will find several chewing gums under your bed.

Ritual #4

This ritual should be performed in the bathroom at midnight with the lights off, there must be a mirror in it. Here you will need a piece of cloth or a large scarf. Put as many chewing gums on the floor as there are people taking part in this ritual. Draw a candy on the mirror with a marker, after which everyone should call the gnome: "Gum gnome, come." Observe the mirror carefully and quietly. After a few minutes, the drawn candy will light up, and you may see a gnome. As soon as this happens, you should quickly throw a handkerchief over the mirror. This ritual is also not for getting chewing gum, it only allows you to see a chewing gum gnome.

Ritual #5

Before calling the chewing gnome , go out on the threshold of the house and put the chewing gum in front of you. You must bring a piece of cloth or a scarf with you. Call the gnome with the standard phrase from the rituals described above, then turn your back to the steps and wait quietly. When a rustle or the sound of a chewing gum wrapper is heard, you need to quickly turn around to face the threshold, and throw a scarf or cloth over the gnome, while keeping your eyes closed. The gnome will evaporate, but will leave behind a lot of chewing gum.

All these rituals to call the ruminant dwarf, as well as the rituals to call the queen of spades, can be performed either alone or by the whole company. But it is important to remember that in no case should you make noise, laugh, rustle, ask something from the gnome (if you want to ask questions, call the mermaid), you should also not turn on the light, and be sure to turn off your mobile phones. Good luck!

What kid doesn't love these fabulous, industrious, funny and a bit grouchy creatures? According to legend, the dwarves live underground and are famous for their hard work, skill and untold riches. Of all the mythical creatures that are customary to summon, they are considered the safest and most useful creatures, capable of granting any desire. There are several opinions on how to call a gnome, and since all the rituals are simple and fearless and easy to do at home, you can try everything.

Call a good gnome
To call a good gnome, put a pie in front of a mirror, write a swear word on the pie and call three times: "Good gnome, come!" When the gnome appears, he will correct the curse word for good and fulfill 1 wish.

Summon the gnome of desires
To call the gnome of desires, perform the following ritual. It is best to spend it on the eve of Halloween, Ivan Kupala, New Year or on your birthday. Remove all white things from the room, you should also not have anything white on you. Gnomes are especially fond of dark blue and black colors. Take a rope (not white) and tie sweets to it (chocolates for money, caramel and toffee for all other requests). While tying candies, you need to think of a wish, one wish for each candy. Choose different sweets in order to remember which wrapper corresponds to which desire. After the sweets are fixed, and the wishes are made, the rope must be pulled between the legs of two chairs. Also, for the gnome of desires, you need to leave a thing that is dear to you as a gift - it can be a book, a disk or your favorite toy. After all the preparations are completed, put out the light, turn away and say loudly and clearly three times: "Gnome come!" If everything is done correctly, then soon you will hear rustling - this gnome has accepted your treat. After all the rustles subside, you can turn around and turn on the light. If all the sweets are eaten, then the wishes will come true. If some remain, it means that the wishes made on them will not come true.

Summon money gnome
To call the money gnome you will need:
- ordinary thread, 40 cm long.
- plantain leaf
- 25 dried mosquitoes
- Matchbox
- 3 fragrant chamomile flowers.
On a full moon, after 12 a.m., wrap chamomile flowers and 25 dried mosquitoes in a plantain leaf. The wrapped sheet must be tied with a thread saying: "Money gnome come. Buy my package!" Ideally, if the formula can be spoken 5 times! After that, put the plantain leaf in a matchbox and bury it under a tree near the house. After 10 days, instead of a box, you will dig up a chest with all kinds of coins.

How to summon a ruminant gnome?
Put a candy in a dark room, take a string and scissors in your hands and say three times: "Gum dwarf, come!" When the Gum Gnome comes to you, cut off his finger with scissors and chewing gum will fall out of it, when you decide that you have enough chewing gum, then tie his finger with a cord. So that the gnome is not offended and comes next time, you need to thank him, and then say: "Gum gnome, go away!" Taking the candy, he will disappear.

How to call a matte gnome?
In order to have fun, you can call a swearing gnome. To do this, you will need a long thread, on a thread, tie knots along the entire length, and then attach it to the legs of a bed or table at a height of 3 centimeters from the floor. Turn off the light and say three times: "Matt dwarf, come!" After a while, a matted dwarf will appear and begin to get confused and stumble on a rope with knots and will swear a lot.

Then, of course, you would be right. But there are also traditional "values", legends about which are passed from mouth to mouth from generation to generation.

Who in childhood, while spending the summer in the camp, did not try at night in the company of comrades in the detachment to conclude a profitable deal with the Gum Gnome or tickle his nerves from the contemplation of a lady in black? It is these mysterious entities and their relatives that will be discussed in this text.

Queen of Spades

Favorite "terrible horror" in summer camps in the expanses of the former republics of the USSR. A woman crawling out of a playing card, from a mirror, from under the bed, to this day excites children's minds and a young, fragile psyche.

But initially, after all, there was nothing frightening in the image of the lady of spades from the well-known deck: well, just think, Athena, or Joan of Arc, or the biblical Rachel - according to some opinions, it is one of them that the drawn royal figure represents.

One of the easiest ways to summon the Queen of Spades is to put the Queen of Spades card in front of the mirror and light candles on either side of it. After that, you need to, looking in the mirror, say: "Queen of Spades, come." As a result, according to legend, a dark female silhouette will appear in the reflection - this will be the Queen of Spades. So that she doesn’t get out of the mirror and kill you, you need to immediately extinguish the candles and turn the card over.

Grandmother-mother

And we are not talking about senile insanity in this case. This otherworldly creature, which children in pioneer camps like to call “for fun” so much, has a small stature and looks quite asexual: otherwise, why is it sometimes called the Grandmother-mother (matyukalka), or even the Dwarf-mother...

As wits joke, in order to call such an “old woman”, now it is enough to put on a bright mini-skirt, a tight-fitting topic, smoke on the landing or turn on club music to the fullest in the apartment. But before, since any Soviet pioneer knew that smoking was bad, this specialist in obscene language had to be lured with the help of other tricks.

Stretch the thread in front of the mirror so that it is reflected in it. When the clock strikes midnight, repeat three times: "Grandmother-mother, come." In a mirror image, you will see the headstock walking along the thread. When she stumbles and, as a result, begins to swear, it is necessary to say: “Grandmother-mother, go away.”

According to another version, you need to put candy by the bed so that access to it is blocked by a thread stretched from one leg of the bed to another: the grandmother will go for the candy, stumble and start cursing.

Tooth Fairy

Younger children have their own joys. It’s much more pleasant not to tickle your nerves, midnight hoping for a split second to see a gloomy figure out of the corner of your eye, but to sleep sweetly in a warm bed and in the morning receive a cherished gift, the price of which is what nature has already taken from you.

It is known for certain that for the first time a valuable present was presented by the Tooth Fairy at the end of the 19th century to the eight-year-old Spanish king Alfonso XIII. When the first milk tooth fell out of a crowned child, she inspired the writer Luis Coloma to create a fairy tale about herself, a mouse named Perez and Bubi (his mother so affectionately called the future monarch).

If a child has lost a baby tooth, he should tell his parents about it and put the tooth under the pillow before going to bed (according to other versions, in a glass of water placed next to the bed), then turn off the light and call the Tooth Fairy three times. When the child falls asleep, the fairy takes the tooth and leaves a gift in return: a toy or coins. In addition, thanks to the fairy, a new, healthy and strong one will soon have to grow in place of the fallen tooth.

According to another method, the child, walking down the street with his parents, must find a place where the Tooth Fairy could supposedly live (for example, a hollow). You need to hide the tooth there and go home to wait for the gift.

Gnome Gnome

As we have already understood, spirits are kind, but children are not always. Of course, in the USSR, chewing gum was in short supply and was valued even more than chocolate candy, but what about the friendship of peoples, the struggle against the exploitation of one class by another, humanity, finally?

In a dark room, put the candy on the floor, pick up the scissors and string prepared in advance and say three times: “Come, chewing gum.” When the gnome comes for candy, cut off his finger with scissors (according to another version, you need to cut off the gnome's head), experts advise. Chewing gum will fall out of the wound. When enough chewing gum attacks - tie your finger with a string. After this, the gnome must be thanked and said: “Gum gnome, go away!” He takes the candy and leaves.

Bloody Mary

This mysterious entity is an American alternative to the Queen of Spades familiar to Soviet children. Who is Bloody Mary and why her spirit cannot rest in peace - one can only speculate. According to one version, that was the name of an old Pennsylvanian witch who drank the blood of kidnapped girls to rejuvenate. According to another, Bloody Mary is none other than Mary Tudor, the first queen of England, who became famous for the massacres of the followers of the Protestant school and even her own relatives.

To summon Bloody Mary, stand in front of a mirror and say her name three times. Then close your eyes for a few seconds. When you open them, you will see a woman's reflection in the mirror: Mary will be standing behind you. To scare away the spirit should be a lit candle, the presence of which must be taken care of in advance.

Gnome of Desires

Another good spirit on our list. Only, unlike the Tooth Fairy, he does not exchange gifts for teeth, but the fulfillment of your desires - for your candies. Interestingly, since everything this gnome has planned comes true, why can't he autonomously wish himself a bunch of sweets to his taste? ..

As we already understood, gnomes - any - cannot be summoned without sweets. To lure the gnome of desires, you need to pull the rope (or thread) and attach sweets to it, no more than three (preferably chocolate - do not skimp, because we are talking about the fulfillment of your innermost desires) - so that the candies do not touch the floor. For each candy you need to make a wish. In order not to forget, you can write down the desire on the inside of the candy wrapper. Some advise, in addition to sweets, to appease the gnome with a gift - something that for some reason is dear to you personally (in this case, you just need to put it next to the rope). Then you need to say: “Gnome of desires, come, fulfill my desires!” and go to sleep. When you wake up, look at the rope: which of the candies are eaten - those wishes will come true.

Gogol / Pushkin

Theoretically, the spirit of any deceased person can be summoned. However, celebrities are of the greatest research interest for thrill-seekers, among whom A.S. Pushkin and N.V. Gogol. “How to call Pushkin at home / on the street / at school,” apparently young adepts of practical magic are looking for in search engines. Did you ask? We answer ...

To call the spirit, you will need a special Ouija board, which, however, can be replaced with a homemade paper one (it is better to take a drawing paper). On paper, you need to arrange all the letters of the alphabet and numbers from zero to nine in a circle or semicircle, and also write “yes” and “no” - the answer options with which the entity will talk to you. Open the window - through it the spirit will enter your room, and then leave. Then thread the needle and place the needle, holding it by the tip of the thread, in the center of the circle - the visiting guest will move it, dictating his answers to you spell by letter. Say three times: "Spirit, come," then ask the spirit if he is here. If a guest from the next world heeded your request, he will answer with the help of prepared letters. After that, you can already ask him other questions. At the end of the session, simply say, "Spirit, go away." NB! Magicians warn: there is no guarantee that exactly the spirit you invoked will appear.

Still, we remind you that summoning some spirits can be dangerous. If you are completely unbearable, unbearable, there is no urine - at least practice for a start on such creatures.

My name is Amira. Then I was 11 years old. Everything I'm about to tell you is based on real events.

It was a normal summer day. I went outside and went to the site, which is located not far from our house. There my friends were already waiting for me, with whom I had already agreed to meet. There were four of us. Me, two more girls and a boy. They were 9-10 years old. At first we had nothing to do, then we started looking for horror stories on the Internet on the phone. And we accidentally stumbled upon a site with callers of gnomes and spirits. It became very interesting, and we could not resist and looked there. There were many callers. We decided to call the Gum Gnome, because after the ritual he was supposed to bring us a lot of chewing gum! We had to go to a dark room, pull the thread between two chairs, put a couple of chewing gums on one side. Then say 3 times "Gum dwarf, come", these words are still ringing in my ears ... Who knew that it's better not to do this, because we really risked our lives! Then we had to leave for 30 minutes. In theory, the Gum Dwarf was supposed to come, seeing the gum, go after them and trip over the thread.

So, instead of a dark room, we went into the entrance. We entered the elevator and went up to the 9th floor. Since there were no windows and it was quite dark. I brought an ordinary thread and tied it between the handrail of the stairs. At one end we put chewing gum, which had expired, it was not so sorry. Here everything was ready. It remains only to say "Spell" and walk away for 30 minutes. They all did and left.

After the time passed, and it was already time to go see the result. Having risen to the 9th floor, we did not notice anything unusual. Having looked that the chewing gum was in place, and the thread was still taut, we realized that this was all a hoax. And as soon as we wanted to call the elevator back down, that's where it all started...

The elevator slammed open on the first floor. Well, we thought it was nothing and decided to wait. The elevator was moving and stopped abruptly at the 2nd floor. Then the elevator went to 3, opened, after 10 seconds. closed, then on the 4th floor and still the same! This worried us. We quietly descended from the 9th to the 8th floor. Just the elevator went up to the 7th mine. Then I went down closer to him and saw a certain creature of small stature with a bloody knife in his hand. Ate holding back emotions and became so that they would not notice me! As soon as the creature was convinced that there was no one on this floor, it went back and the elevator closed. Without a nap, I rushed, stumbling, to the previous floor and waved my hand towards me. Friends, looking at my shocked face, realized that something was wrong. And we all ran to the first floor. When we ran out of the entrance, barely catching our breath, we heard a loud angry laugh... It was him. Our emotions knew no bounds, we could not say a word. And only after 15 minutes, we moved away from the evil entrance.

Fortunately, the next day everyone forgot everything like a terrible nightmare. And only I, who saw Him, could not forget everything ...

What is a scolding gnome?

Before you learn how to call an obscene gnome, we suggest getting to know him better. A small creature swearing obscenities is a character in urban folklore. Outwardly, he is very similar to his relatives - underground, forest and garden gnomes. Even the things they wear are the same: a large cap, slightly skewed to one side, long striped stockings and a velvet caftan. At a meeting with him, a snow-white beard catches the eye, which goes down to the knees in lush curls. No, you don’t think that he has an incredibly long beard, just a grumbler himself of small stature. A distinctive feature of the gnome is a large vocabulary of obscene words. He is constantly dissatisfied with what is happening and scolds even for no reason.

funny grunt

Despite the fact that you can hear a lot of obscene words from him, the funny character only causes tenderness. All those who not only know how to call the obscene gnome, but also saw it with their own eyes, remember the mystical meeting with a smile on their face. However, this does not mean that such entertainment is absolutely safe.

How to call an obscene gnome at home

In order to organize a meeting with an unusual old man who scolds left and right, you must:

• Take white toothpaste with you, and then go to the closet. In the event that your apartment does not have a storage room, then you can close, for example, in the bathroom. At the same time, you should not have a flashlight or a candle with you, and it is also strictly forbidden to turn on the light. In the place where the gnome will be called, it should be dark. This is a prerequisite.
• After you have plunged into pitch darkness, squeeze the paste into the palm of your hand and spread it over the entire surface. After waiting until your eyes get used to the darkness, stretch your hand forward, and turn your palm with the paste up, saying out loud three times: “Swearing dwarf, appear!”
• If everything was done correctly and the mysterious creature responded to your call, then you will immediately feel its presence. First of all, there will be sensations, as if someone is miniature walking in the palm of your hand. Then you will hear how the called obscene gnome crumbles in sophisticated abuse. Why would he not swear, because who would be pleased to walk on sticky paste ?!
• In no case do not let the gnome get off your hand, because in this case it will be extremely difficult to calm him down. Jumping to the floor, he can write all the walls with swear words, which then have to be washed for a long time. After listening to his grumbling for a bit, exit the room into the light. The proof that you not only understood how to call the obscene gnome, but also brought the matter to the end - will remain in your palm. On it you can clearly see the traces of small legs.

More complicated way

If you are confident in your own abilities, then you can try another, more complicated way, how to call an obscene gnome at night.

For this you need:

• Prepare a thick and long black thread by putting it under the pillow before going to bed. Waking up late at night, tie knots on it. The more nodes, the better.
• The thread should be tied to the legs of the bed and pulled so that the distance to the floor does not exceed 4 cm.
• After everything is done, you need to turn off the light and say three times: “Swearing dwarf, appear!” As a rule, the little guest comes immediately. He quickly moves along the thread, and when he stumbles over the knots, he grumbles amusingly, without choosing expressions at all.
• As soon as you get tired of listening to scolding from the gnome, you can drive him away by turning off the light or cutting the stretched thread.

How to call an obscene gnome during the day on the street

Most of those who called this scolding creature in childhood chose this particular method so that the gnome would not write all the walls in the house with foul language. For this purpose, you can choose, for example, a forest, and three people will have to perform the sacrament. We are looking for three trees of different sizes in advance. One should be huge, the second should be of medium size, and the last should be very small. The most important thing is the location of the trees: they must form a triangle. Then we take a satin ribbon and tie the selected trees, thereby closing our triangle.

If the forest is dense and practically does not let in sunlight, you can immediately complete the call of the gnome. But if nothing interferes with the sunlight, we return to the trees at midnight. We join hands and say three times in a voice: “Swearing dwarf, appear!” Then we spit over the left shoulder and wait for the appearance of a small swindler.

In exactly thirteen minutes, he will make himself felt, and you will hear how, scolding, the gnome will try to gnaw through the stretched ribbon. Have time to drive him away with the words “Gnome, go away!”, Otherwise there may be trouble. According to beliefs, whoever the obscene dwarf touches, he soon dies.

Magic gnome

Since time immemorial, people have known how to summon a wishing gnome that will make any dream come true. Holidays, such as Ivan Kupala, Shrovetide, are considered especially favorable times for such a ritual.

There are several ways to call the gnome of desires. Let's look at the simplest one. For this we need to have:

• paper;
• several varieties of sweets;
• felt-tip pen or marker.

All those gathered should draw a house with an open door and one window. It is forbidden to add images of people or animals. Around the house there should be a fence without gaps and without a gate. Then everyone unwraps a piece of candy, and writes a wish on the wrapper. Having wrapped the sweets back in a candy wrapper and put them on your drawing, you need to turn off the light and call the gnome: “Sweet tooth, come to our house!”. As soon as you hear the rustling of the wrappers, know that the gnome is already here. The light can be turned on only when the extraneous noise has stopped. Whose candy is bitten, that wish will come true in the near future.