When your girlfriend is a witch. Signs of a Witch: 11 Signs that you have a strong Witch in front of you. External signs of a witch

AT certain days appear at secret meetings called sabbaths. They fly there on broomsticks, dressed in white attire or completely naked. There is also a belief that a powerful witch can saddle a person and ride him to perform his unclean adventures.

In ancient times, the word "witch" had a completely different meaning. It comes from the Old Slavic Russian word "after all", which means skill, knowledge. Witches at that time were called experienced, wise women who knew how to cure various ailments.

But over time, the church inspired people with their vision of such a gift. Women with magical powers They began to call them witches, attribute to them a connection with Satan and burn them at the stake. At this time, special signs appeared that indicated how to recognize a witch.

Witch can be recognized by behavior

AT Everyday life a witch is not much different from other people. But under certain circumstances, she can give herself away, especially in holy places. You can easily recognize a witch by the following signs:

On the last Thursday before Easter, you need to go to the temple, turning your clothes inside out. If you do not touch anything in the church, after a while you can see a naked witch - she will stand with her back to the priest.
You need to take a candle that was consecrated in Palm Sunday bring her in Holy place and ignite. This method has great strength and is able to force the witch to incriminate herself by instantly flipping upside down.
A rowan twig will help to distinguish a witch from others. You need to take it with you to church and hide it under your clothes. This strong talisman will protect you from the energy of the witch and will not let you know who is watching her. So you can see the witch, who stands with her back to the altar and pretends to pray.
It gives out the witch and the fact that she also comes out of the church with her back forward. And this can be explained simply - the spinal cord of a witch cannot stand the holy spirit that comes from church icons and the altar.
You should be especially wary if an unfamiliar woman walks around you in a counter-clockwise direction, and then slightly pushes. This is the secret gesture of a witch who wants to steal your energy and life force from you. In such a situation, the main thing is not to be afraid, and answer the witch in the same way, pushing her with your left hand. She won't fit you anymore.
You can recognize a witch by looking directly into her eyes. If this is a sorceress, she will immediately turn away from you, and her eyes roll angrily.
A real witch can be exposed in a barn where there is cattle. You need to hide there for a while and wait for her to appear in the form of a black cat or frog. If the witch is injured in a conspicuous place, the next day it will be clear who trades in unclean deeds - she will have a bruise or wound there.
It is believed that the witch has places on her body that do not have nerve endings. If you prick these areas with a needle, the witch will not feel pain.

Recognizing a Witch by Appearance

The behavior of the sorceress may not betray her secret affiliation, but if you are careful, you can notice special features in appearance that are inherent only to a witch.

True sorceresses have a magical look - tenacious, heavy, penetrating to the bone, directed deep into the human consciousness. It makes you feel uneasy, you want to run away, and the body is fettered by chilling fear.
Witches are attractive in appearance, with charming features, very self-confident. But this beauty is permeated with something truly diabolical. It is impossible to understand what exactly attracts in it, attracts and attracts.
In the image of a witch, there is always some masculine quality - it can be a rough voice, tall stature, or well-developed physical data.
Real witches have very beautiful hair - thick and long. It is in them that it is concentrated Magic power, and if they are cut off, the sorceress completely loses her power.
To learn how to recognize a witch, you need to pay attention to her clothes. Her outfit is dominated by dark colors, she likes to wear long skirts, bright unusual accessories.
Witches have shiny, light eyes that are mostly green or grey-green. But the main evidence of a hereditary witch is the eyes of different colors.

Witches have strong magnetism, after communicating with her, an ordinary person feels depressed and devastated. Especially its power is felt by animals and people with a weak aura, easily amenable to hypnosis.

Definition of a witch by moles

Every witch must have a "Devil's Brand" - a mole or a peculiar spot on the body. In the days of the Inquisition, it was believed that Satan marks his servants by running a red-hot claw over their bodies. Taking into account his cunning and insidiousness, only those moles that were in the hidden places of the body were considered “marks of the unclean”.

Indeed, most often these marks were located on hidden parts of the body, in the hair, on the internal mucous membranes of the lips, in the mouth in the sky, in the eyebrows, on the genitals. Any changes in the skin on the inside of the thigh, on the folds or under the armpits were attributed to the marks of Satan, and the woman was recognized as a witch.

The brand of a witch can be both ordinary and huge, light brown or brown in color. To the touch, the spot is rough and dense, irregular in shape. When recognizing a witch, a birthmark must be pierced with a sharp needle. If a woman does not feel pain, and no blood is released from the wound, there is a main sign of a real sorceress.

Most witches have very large moles, their size exceeds the size of a coin of 5 kopecks. These patches may be blue or reddish and concentrated on the left side of the body. Such an arrangement of the "Brand of the Devil" creates a powerful negative energy field and brings the witch remarkable strength and magical abilities.

Computing the Modern Witch

The modern witch bears little resemblance to the hunched-over old woman who steals milk from cows and makes it rain. Now this image is firmly entrenched in a woman with magical abilities by nature. She can look into the future, tell about the past and influence the course of events in reality.

How to recognize a witch in changeable modern world? It is enough to take a closer look, and a lot of incriminating features will open to attention.

The witch changes little with age, causing puzzled envy among acquaintances. The reason is the skillful management of one's own energy, knowledge of the secrets of nature and the conduct of mysterious conspiracies.
Such a woman has a powerful sexuality and attracts men like a magnet. A witch can get any man and have perfect power over him.
The witch often leads a lonely life, as she does not develop strong ties. Many men are wary of such a fatal woman and are afraid to link their fate with her.
Psychologically, the witch is a very unbalanced person. She especially does not like it if a person comes up from behind and touches her shoulder - she immediately recoils and gets angry.
At modern witches many fickle acquaintances who appear out of nowhere, and then simply disappear from her life.
The witch can talk to herself. From the outside it may seem that she is out of her mind, but in fact the witch is in dialogue with her invisible interlocutor.
If a person has been in a company where a witch is for some time, he may have short-term memory lapses.

The witch's house is always a mess and chaos, although she often buys new things and furniture. Old books covered with dust, strange vials of liquids and dry grass - all this is adjacent to candles and incomprehensible rare things.

To recognize a witch in reality, you need to trust your inner voice. Often they go out into crowded places in order to feed on the energy of others, to suck out their vitality. A conversation with an unfamiliar woman who stares into your eyes and asks strange questions on abstract topics should alert you.

Witch exposure

If you suspect some person of unclean deeds, there are many ways to check whether this is really the case.

If a witch came to your house, you need to discreetly stick a knife or needle into the corner of the door. She will not be able to leave you until all sharp objects are removed.
You can put the knife under the tablecloth on the table. The witch will circle, rush about, come up with something, but until you remove the knife, she will not leave your house.
At the entrance, you can stick two needles crosswise. While they are there, the witch will not cross the threshold of your house.

An experienced witch is very difficult to recognize. She can appear as a modern lonely lady of Balzac's age, a dazzling beauty or a poor old woman. Vicious people, thirsty for wealth, gigolos and womanizers, spendthrifts and lechers fall into her net. But very often good, decent people also fall into the traps of evil spirits.

A person who is in the power of a witch always pays the maximum. And for dubious wealth, and for vicious desires - you have to pay for everything in this world, and the price can be very high. Receiving his whims, he sells his soul to the Devil, although often, until his death, he does not even know about it.

Where do you meet witches, do you think?
In a deep forest, in a clearing near a gingerbread house that hides terrible secrets? In the swamp, where the old hag does her godless deeds, boils frogs and snakes in a cauldron? Or will you be led to her by the alley of the night cemetery, where she is looking for a freshly dug grave?

I met Vika in the queue for Makavto. A pretty girl on a terracotta (then I would just call it "red") "Hyundai" squeezed past me forward, making a pleading muzzle. I showed her a playful "goat", and she impudently stuck a fig out of my window.

A few minutes later, I was intently biting into a hamburger, washing it down with cola in the parking lot of the mall. I must say that I am generally for healthy food, but sometimes I want such garbage, well, you understand me. Then the passenger door opened, and the same blonde girl sat on the seat - jeans, sneakers, a topic, in her hands - a paper bag with fast food.

Hello, she smiled. - Are you a sorcerer?
I almost choked on my Coke, shaking my head. I sometimes have a hard time with a sense of humor.

And I'm a witch! - said the impudent girl, opened her package and pulled out a box of nuggets. - Enjoy your meal!

Vika practices Wicca. This is such a religion, one of the cultures that originated in the West in the middle of the twentieth century on the crest of the New Age - the New Wave. One could say "professes Wicca" - but "practices" would be more correct. Any Wiccan, if desired, can be a clergyman of their neo-pagan religion - a priest or priestess.

Practicing Wiccans perform magical rituals and rituals, because magic is an integral part of this religion. Therefore, Vika considers herself a witch - a woman in charge. By the way, not all witches are Wiccans, although most Wiccans can be said to be sorcerers or witches. Often they are engaged in healing and other light practices, avoiding black magic. It all depends, of course, on the person himself. Although the night and the moon are loved by almost all Wiccans without exception.

At the end of June, Vika invites me to celebrate Lita - the holiday of the summer solstice. We drive her car into the forest, somewhere along a deaf forest road, under the overhanging crowns of huge trees.

This will be your Green rite of passage,” she laughs. She wears a green tunic and high weave leather sandals. On her hair is a wreath of forest flowers.

We drive into a sunlit meadow. I take out a picnic basket from the trunk, Vika spreads an embroidered blanket on the grass. The tunic flies off her shoulders as if by a wave magic wand. There is nothing under it on Vik.

Come here, she says.

Sex is an important part of Wiccans' life. Well, you understand me.

My girlfriend's parents are the best ordinary people. Father - military, colonel. Mom is an accountant. At the insistence of her parents, Vika graduated from law school and worked as a consultant for a firm for several years. During her work, she also trained as a psychologist. Now she earns by consulting on the Tarot, drawing up horoscopes, making some magical things. She also paints pictures, and manages to sell them for good money. She has enough to live on. Parents have come to terms with their daughter's "strangeness" and have not taught her how to live for a long time.

Somehow, closer to winter, I go to her apartment. The first snow fell at night. Vika opens it for me - all in white. The rooms are covered with ribbons of white tulle. In the middle of her bedroom is a white altar with burning candles.

Today we have an Update, - the snow sorceress smiles. - White Ritual.

It's better not to piss off the witch. Often women turn to Vika with complaints about their partners. She is a good psychologist, and quickly understands where the claims are far-fetched, and where intervention is needed.

One half-wit was jealous of his girlfriend from scratch, beat, and burned all her winter things. Then he suddenly ended up in the hospital. As Vika says, "I slightly dried his brains until the girl moves out of him and sorts out all the questions."

Have you harmed him? I ask as I get ready for work.
“I have regained my balance,” my witch replies.

But what about the sinfulness of witchcraft? - I doubt it. - The church says, and all that?
“It is a sin to beat and offend the weak,” she answers me. - Such a "man" descends, repents, and your Church will "forgive" his sins. And the girl offended by him should forgive him first of all.
- But...

She presses her finger to my lips.
"If you're a decent person, at least halfway, you've probably been kicked out of somewhere... out of school, out of the board of directors, out of a sports team, out of an awards committee, out of a club, out of a satanic molester cult, out of a political party... from anywhere." Vika takes a breath.

And here's another: "I am ready to ask for forgiveness for much of what I have done, but I am not going to ask for forgiveness for the fact that I do not need any forgiveness. I have a theory that recent times everything is spinning and spinning in my head - according to this theory, most of the troubles of our stupid and intoxicating world stem from the fact that we constantly apologize for what we should not apologize at all, but for what we should apologize we consider it not mandatory. For example, none of the following is shameful and requires an apology, despite our suicidal attempts to convince ourselves otherwise.

Possess rectum, urethra, bladder and all that comes from it.
. Cry.
. To discover that something or someone belonging to any gender, age or animal species is sexually attractive.
. To discover that something or someone belonging to any gender, age or animal species is not sexually attractive.
. Putting something in your mouth, ass, or vagina for pleasure.
. Masturbate as much as your heart desires. Or don't masturbate.
. swear.
. To penetrate, regardless of childbearing, sexual attraction to any objects, objects or parts of the body.
. To fart.
. Be sexually unattractive.
. Be in love.
. Smell your own and others' bodily secretions.
. Pick your nose.

I spent a lot of time tying knots on a handkerchief that were supposed to remind me that there was nothing to be ashamed of in all this, unless, of course, this kind of practice causes suffering to other people - which is true of talking about books by Terry Pratchett, dancing round dances, wearing corduroy clothes and other harmless species human activity. The main thing is to remain a well-mannered person. I fear, however, that I have spent too little time apologizing or ashamed of what really requires sincere pleas for forgiveness and open repentance, namely:

The inability to put yourself in the other person's shoes.
. Disregard for one's own life.
. Dishonesty towards oneself and towards others.
. Scornful unwillingness to answer letters and phone calls.
. Inability to connect certain things with their origin and unwillingness to think about such.
. Inferences not based on any facts.
. Using your influence on others to achieve your own goals.
. Causing pain.

I should beg forgiveness for treachery, neglect, deceit, cruelty, lack of kindness, vanity and baseness, but not for the impulses inspired by my genitals, and certainly not for the impulses of the heart. I can regret these impulses, mourn bitterly about them, and at times scold them, curse and send them to hell, but I can’t apologize, provided that they do not harm anyone. A culture that requires people to ask for forgiveness for something they are not guilty of - that's a good definition of tyranny for you, as I understand it.

I listen to all this, slightly dazed.

You can treat Stephen Fry as you like, whom I quoted, - Vika tells me, - but I agree with him. Too much has been imposed on us by people who did not understand not only other people, they would be embarrassed to understand themselves.

We are silent for half a minute.

Witch! - I then say the only thing that came to my mind.

Yes! Vika replies proudly. She turns me to the door and kisses my neck. “Now go, and don’t sin.”

Alex Garr.
Krasnodar, 2016.

Incredible Facts

Who is a witch?

And how to recognize it among the crowd of people?

A curse to be her, or a reward from above?

As a rule, the word witch is pronounced in a whisper.

The meaning of this word for many is associated with something forbidden and shameful. Of course, the reason for this is some stereotypes that have developed from time immemorial on the wave of patriarchy, male dominance in society, which has been permeating the planet for 5 thousand years.

It would not be an exaggeration to say that very often the masculine energy simply suppressed the feminine if it turned out to be stronger.

What is the so-called witch hunt in medieval Europe. Thousands of lost lives were the result of the hysterical mood of the crowd and its ignorant mentality.

If a woman was beautiful, had red hair, or simply loved cats, she could be declared a witch, seized and burned at the stake.

At that time, a huge number of wise women, healers, those who were close to the earth were killed. In the Middle Ages, any woman who refused to obey Christian and patriarchal laws could easily be killed.

Under false pretenses, against the backdrop of growing hysteria, thousands of innocent lives were destroyed by those who simply seemed strange and incomprehensible to others.

In fairness, it is very important to return the beauty, power and heritage to the word "witch". The purpose of the witch has always been and will be the earth.

Witches love the earth and worship nature. And nature is not Satan.

Another common myth about the huge warts on the nose of a witch was formed as a result of the influence of Hollywood films. Scary Halloween masks do not reflect reality at all.

In fact, witches are beautiful and natural, like nature itself. They do no harm and live by the rules of karma. : everything they do comes back to them triple.

The more we kill the earth, the more we kill ourselves. Witches enjoy communion with the wild and are dependent on the cycle of the earth and the phases of the moon.

So how do you recognize a witch among millions of the most ordinary women? Is she a witch? Or maybe you yourself have asked this question more than once? Here are 13 mystical signs by which you can determine if you are a witch:

How to recognize a witch

1. Connection with the power of the earth

The witch is the woman of the earth. We inherit its natural power, ability to birth, transformation, healing. Women's power and energy is very similar to the power of the earth.

Can you see signs in simple things and find answers to your questions in the patterns that nature draws? Her wisdom is your wisdom?

Is your life and your body adjusting to the seasonal changes in nature? If you are active and dynamic in summer, become lethargic and calm in autumn, seem to be dead in winter, and reborn in spring, then you are completely dependent on the vagaries of nature.

Signs of a witch in a woman

2. Inner wisdom

You certainly have something of a witch if:

You feel that a cauldron of natural healing wisdom boils inside you, and people turn to you for advice, talk about their lives, love or share their problems in the hope that you will help them.

You, in turn, give them advice or prepared herbal tinctures and various drugs(because she is well acquainted with the properties of plants). People leave you with hearts full of hope for happiness and healing.

How to know if I'm a witch

3. Intimacy with nature

Do you live in a forest or near a body of water? If not, do you spend a lot of time in such places, preferring them to urban areas?

Witches, being inextricably linked with nature, try to be as close as possible to nature and spend as much time as possible with it. Her natural beauty and energy feed the witches, give them strength.

Many perform their rituals by the water or in the forest. If you are a witch, you feel at home in the bosom of nature.

Signs of a Witch

4. You are not afraid of storms and storms

You do not feel fear, even when nature is raging so that it seems that the apocalypse has come. Moreover, you enjoy storms and storms, and sometimes you wonder if your own energy may have caused such a blow of the elements.

The witch revels in the power of nature in all its manifestations. She rejoices in the showers and the wind.

5. Love for animals

You love the animal world and empathize with all living beings on our planet. You are able to feel their pain and cry with him.

In some strange natural way, you know the entire animal race, you are able to understand it, and you also see the signs that animals give you.

Often, lost dogs enter your house or birds fly into your windows. And it also happens that in the field an unfamiliar horse will come close and bow its head on your shoulder.

Do you know how to talk with animals, understand their requests and heal them from diseases?

Witches and animals are so dependent on nature that they can speak a similar energy language and easily recognize each other.

How to spot a witch

6. Influence of the Moon

Does your activity and mood depend on the lunar phases? The energy of the moon affects you. As a little girl, standing by a moonlit window, did you talk to the moon? Are you adjusting to her phases now?

For example, do you start any new projects or relationships when the moon is exceptionally waxing? Have you noticed that when the moon is full, things around you begin to behave somehow strangely, and when it is waning, all undertakings or relationships weaken and decline?

If you have the traits of a witch in you, you will not miss the opportunity to sit in complete silence alone on the new moon. At night, you like to dream and make plans for the future.

So on the new moon you adjust to the phases of the moon, drawing on its energy.

Witch Abilities

7. powerful force to make wishes come true

Do you have suspicions that your wishes have the ability to come true? Be careful with them, because both good and bad wishes can come true.

Witches are as old as the world. If you are a witch, in your eyes you can see ancient stories and secrets of the earth, myths and mysteries, answers to many questions.

8. The ability to heal people

Most likely, you have the traits of a witch if you have a craving and the ability to heal people.

You have a gift for choosing medicinal herbs, natural energy remedies for yourself and loved ones. You are undoubtedly a witch if you simply put your hand on someone's sore back or bruised area, and tomorrow the pain disappears and the wound heals.

People can be cured of their ailments even if they are just by your side. Witches, being very close to the earth, are natural healers.

Witch Traits

9. Memories of past life

As a rule, witches remember their past lives. Many of them have painful memories of being burned at the stake or drowned in the Middle Ages, just because they were wild, wise and free.

Witches are desperately trying to drive away images from the past.

10. White crow

As a rule, witches always feel uncomfortable around people. They are often considered black sheep and underestimated despite being wise and insightful. They are simply not understood by others.

Sometimes it is said about them that they are outsiders, as they often withdraw into themselves and avoid people, although serious passions seethe inside them.

If you are a witch, most likely you do not fit into the generally accepted norms and rules. You know secret and sacred things and you can see what others cannot understand.

You do not merge with a large crowd, but, on the contrary, prefer loneliness. You are very sensitive and fragile, but at the same time you have the strength of a lone wolf.

You need a lot of time to think, dream, communicate with nature and adjust to a new wave.

11. Mystic crystals as a personal possession

You are attracted by beautiful rocks that contain the energy of the earth. Rose quartz, turquoise, amber - these natural stones have been at your disposal for a long time.

You keep them from the very time when you did not know about them magical properties. Some of them were given to you, while others you collected yourself.

The witch knows about their properties to heal ailments, knows how to charge stones, use them as protection from negative influences from the outside, and also wears them as jewelry.

If you are a witch, then you know how to call spirits and angels with the help of a burning candle and some stones, as well as create a magical divine aura.

12. Magic

You believe in magic like a child, you see mysticism in the air and around you. You are attracted to unusual things, stories, objects.

Despite the fact that the people around you do not believe in mystical signs and omens, there is a corner in your heart in which you keep faith in magic.

You are attracted to movies, books, creepy and strange stories about witches, ghouls. You think that there are no coincidences, and that everything that happens to us cannot be called an accident.

You believe in signs and symbols and always see them. You adhere to the principle "there are no accidents in this world" and you know that even being somewhere completely alone, you are never alone.

13. Divination

You have a very developed intuition, and very often you foresee and predict events as accurately as if you had that very magic crystal ball inside you.

When you talk about what you think might happen, people tend to listen to you. Sometimes you can see the distant future and predict the result of this or that action. But you see not only the future, dreams and visions also tell you about the past life.

You can read a person like an open book, and you can tell a lot from his energy. You have a developed sixth sense. For this reason, you are attracted to Tarot cards and other mystical things and objects, thanks to which you can predict love, separation and other events.

If you can confidently attribute at least a few of the 13 signs to yourself, it is quite possible that you are a real witch.

Here is how, according to a peasant woman, the appearance of a witch is described by an elementary school teacher in the village. Kabanei P. M. Marusov: an elderly woman, more often an old woman, tall, thin, thin, bony, somewhat hunched, hair disheveled or knocked out from under a scarf, large eyes with an angry expression, yellow or gray, oblique from under frowning eyebrows a look, always to the side, and never directly into the eyes of another person; in the pupils "boys" head down (village Arapovka, 18th century); the mouth is wide, the lips are thin, the chin protrudes forward, the arms are long. Such is the portrait of an old witch painted by a peasant woman. Then, a born, "native" witch always has a small movable tail and a black strip of hair along the back - a "black stitch" from the back of her head to her waist.

In order to identify a witch, to be completely convinced that a woman who claims to be a witch is really a real witch, the following methods and means are recommended for this.

1. Passing by a group of women, one has only to fold the "muzzle" and put that hand under your arm, then if there is a witch between the gathered women, she will certainly begin to scold. This technique is especially valid if used on Holy holiday.

2. It is enough, passing along the street where the witch lives, to spit back so that she immediately jumps out of her yard into the street.

3. Pour warm, fresh milk from under the cow on the rubbish in the yard - the witch will immediately come running to that place, because otherwise she will get sick.

4. Pour the milk of the cow milked or spoiled by the witch into the pan, and put the pan on the fire - the witch will immediately appear, because as the milk warms up in the pan, the witch’s internal heat will gradually increase. .

Entering the house, the witch or the witcher will forcefully ask to lend her something, but these requests should not be given the slightest attention; then she will convincingly ask to take the frying pan out of the oven, not to torment her, - she will say that she burns and boils inside her like milk boils in a frying pan. Then do with the witch what you will: she will swear never again to look into the countryside, where the cows are, and to cure the spoiled one. Others advise pouring milk boiled in a pan under the threshold, the witch will immediately appear on the threshold and say: “Why are you torturing the cattle?”

5. If you want a witch to come to you, take a raw dumpling in your mouth, go to bed, keep it in your mouth all night long, and then the next morning the witch will come to you and will sit with you until you give her a piece of bread (Kupyansk, 1899).

6. For prayers before Great Lent, cheese must be hollowed out of the dumpling and put on the cheek and spend the night with it, and in the morning take it out and tie it in a belt. Then, during Lent, go to church with that cheese 12 times and, finally, go with it in your belt before Easter for Matins. When walking around the church, the witch will come up and ask for cheese. Or at this time, when all the bells are ringing, enter the bell tower with that cheese in your mouth and look at the people from there, you can then see all the local witches: women with milking milk on their heads, women with milking milk in their hands, dogs with milking milk in their teeth will be pass by with a solemn procession around the church, and there, among the crowd of people, haystacks will move, cats, pigs will walk, wheels will roll, white balls - in short, witches will appear in those forms that they assume during their nightly adventures.

7. Instead of cheese, you can take it in your mouth, going to church on Passion, a poppy bundle - the witch will come up and ask you to throw it out of your mouth.

8. Or you can recognize a witch on Easter: when the priest opens the church, the witch is the first to grab the door handle. Which one grabbed, that and the witch.

9. If the cow is spoiled in the spring before Easter, then the owner of the spoiled cow should only cook sour milk and put it to boil for Easter, so that the witch who spoiled the cow appears to her. The witch will enter the house and immediately ask: “What are you cooking, godfather?”

10. If you suspect any woman that she is a witch, then, when you see her entering the house, sprinkle the first Jordanian water on the threshold in front of her or write a cross on the threshold, then if this woman is really a witch, she will never cross over the threshold and will not enter the house.

11. A woman who came under Ivan Kupala to the fire to ask for fire is a witch.

Witches do not participate in religious processions on water, especially on Baptism; do not like water at all; when it rains they get sick; bathe in the river only when the sun it's raining; renounce nepotism. And if the witch agrees to be a godmother, then either she herself will fall ill during the baptism of the child, or the child, more often the latter, when immersed in water, dies in the hands of the priest.

Distinguish witches born, darling and witches scientists, timid. The first ones have a tail and a black stripe along the back from the back of the head to the waist; the ragged ones have neither a tail nor a stripe. Native witches are considered higher, more important than the shattered ones, because they can not only cause harm, but also correct it, whether it is done by themselves or others, it makes no difference; meanwhile, a learned witch can do many dirty tricks, but is unable to correct the evil done.

You already have a Halloween costume. And your girlfriend, will she go in hers? Even if she does not invite all the guests to climb into the stove, this does not mean that she is not a witch. On the eve of the most mystical holiday of the year, we have collected ten signs by which you can calculate the modern sorceress.

1. She doesn't get fat

By this criterion, the witch is calculated by other, most ordinary women. This is the law of nature: overeat - you can’t fasten a button on your jeans. And the witches - no, they spat on this law. So in the address of a skinny girlfriend who sweeps even lee sandwiches off the table at a party, they say after:

Nothing but a witch.

And, we assure you, it is pointless to explain to these ordinary women that the reason is a different metabolism, a different physiology, or that the “witch” will then sweat for half a day in the gym. The maximum that they will agree to is to believe that a friend has worms.

2. Her neighbors don't like her.

It is said that witches do not often bring guests to their house. In general, they usually live alone. Agree, you won’t do much magic when your grandmother is making dumplings in the kitchen, your parents are watching “Let’s get married” in the hall, and your brother and sister are in the room with you ... and they are trying to steal chicken feet from the magic cauldron.

So the only one who knows anything about the secluded witch life is the neighbors. Clarification: elderly neighbors. They may themselves be a direct illustration of the tale of Baba Yaga, but the witch can be smelled a mile away.

A photo: from the archive "KP"

The relationship between the grandmother and the witch candidate is terrible. The first one has arguments like: "we returned from the dacha, and our flowers wilted - the witch did her best, the milk in the whole house began to turn sour, the beloved cat Barsik, 20 years old, soul to soul, began to shed!" And if the missus reacts to all these attacks by sewing a doll with the face of a neighbor, we advise you to act like a cat - molt.

3. She has a passion for amulets

Did you want a ring in a jewelry store? There you are, witch! If you blurt out like that, you better run right away. Even if the girl was not a witch, from now on she will become. In general, in theory, witches have a craving, of course, not for any decoration.

Give them Tibetan amulets, rings and pendants with muskrat antennae. Again, in theory, you can’t touch all this, and you can’t even ask what will happen if you touch it. If this ends all the “no” of your “witch”, then let him conjure himself - everyone, as they say, has his own shortcomings.

4. Her cat scares you.

She has a cat. What is a witch without a cat? And this tailed “devil” scares you, well, if not to shiver, then at least to “oh, my, where did you come from.” The cat appears as if from nowhere and disappears as well. And always at the most inopportune moment.

It is still believed in the villages that sorcerers and witches can turn into cats, which sometimes walk on their hind legs. Now, do you understand why the cat constantly has this look of contempt? Well, or maybe he just feels sorry for watching you eat a sandwich incorrectly.

5. She often goes to the forest with her friends.

She has "forest" avatars for all seasons: here she is making snowballs at the Christmas tree, and here she is throwing up yellow leaves ... She is banal - run. He stayed - well done, it was a test, banality is not a sign of a witch. But if she regularly takes her friends, and asks you to wait in the car until their “picnic” is over, it’s time to think, and it’s strange that you didn’t do this earlier. Here already pray that she turned out to be a witch and they had a coven. Otherwise, you will go under a criminal article as an accomplice. This, of course, is a joke, but the girls' baskets are worth checking next time.

6. Mood swings

We agree that absolutely all women and even some men are suitable for this item. But we are talking about such differences, when a person cannot be directly recognized. Just yesterday, literally, your beloved baked cookies and soaked them in milk for you, and today she beat the hooligans in the stairwell. In this case moon calendar help you. They say that the witch loses her strength on the waning moon, becomes angry and irritable. And when the moon is full or growing - everything in the life of a sorceress, including you, is beautiful and harmonious.

7. It's hard to guess how old she is.

There are women looking at whom it is not clear whether they are already so good or still so good. But definitely good. She's always around 25. At least that's what she says... or so you decide. And then it turns out that he and your mother were in the same class.

Yet, as the legend goes, there is something repulsive about a witch. Well, except for the year of birth in the passport, as we found out. These can be protruding ears, fangs-like teeth, an abundance of moles, eyes of different colors - all this would be a disadvantage for any other woman, and, oddly enough, it decorates a witch.

8. She doesn't introduce you to her parents.

If you and your “witch” have reached the stage of a relationship where it’s time to meet your parents, and you still haven’t turned into a cactus, then congratulations. Then we look to see if the beloved is postponing the day of acquaintance. A real witch, in theory, will not lead suitors to her parents. Ever heard the phrase "hereditary witch"? It means her mother and grandmother live in some kind of hut on the edge of the forest and people like you make good bongos. This is how you calm yourself down. It is much worse if the boyfriend is hidden from the parents, because he is "an amateur."

9. Her house is always a mess

In the witch's house, we do not recommend walking in white socks. The witch is chaos, and she sows chaos around herself. Her apartment at first glance looks like a flea market, at the second - too. Well, seriously, she has so many things to do: put damage on her, dry the neighbor's flowers - there's no time for cleaning.

At the same time, she navigates well in all this mess, and by the time you get to the kitchen, you will crush two tomatoes and the TV remote control. Although women - they are cunning. So maybe the pantyhose on the chandelier is a sign. Turn on female logic: tights are a reference to legs, legs are feet, and feet like to run on the sand. Bottom line: she wants to go to the sea.

10. She's sure she's a witch

Well, the most neglected case. Let her read this and she'll give you 20 more clues to identify a witch, and they'll all describe her. Like: a mole on the left above the lip, a bob haircut, a 38th leg size, and, of course, a magnetic look, a mind chamber ... She does not even doubt that she is a witch. Well, only this one, without rituals, but with abilities.

True, abilities are manifested after the fact. For example, “I knew that gasoline would run out” or “I felt that the psychic in the program would choose this person.” Well, maybe she really is a witch, since despite all the oddities, you chose her.

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